Thursday, July 30, 2009

About The Author

As You Know... The Author... is suffering frm something ..which iam forbidden to discuss in public..[oh did i already tell u] .. watever..i think in mean time..u might wanna knw wats in store for u... frm this guy...
Although The Author Claims to be "PLAIN PUNny" ... he has someother talents which he often avoids publicising...You may think wateva... but its very imp

"The Author Was Awarded many awards for his contribution to the english li8rature...He is well know for his straight frwd writings... here is a piece frm his renowned article -- TIME"

""There were times when no dream seemed Too BIG

Not So Long Ago..Yet seems So far in time

Time when... roads looked perfect from the tinted windows....

men.. little men...miniature men...& huge statues were no bigger than Dolls

Time when .... I could say i had a 'Peace' Sleep


Its the beauty of it that Makes it so Mysterious Yet Fun

And it did change...

'Time' such a beautiful thing... moves so fast...


So fast... sometimes it's harder to catch up with it

there were times when... heart was in past...mind in future... 'n

body in present..Its so funny...


Althrough those times... The question came AGAIN and AGAIN...

"Why???" "Why???" "WhY????"

Obviously no answer came .... It was jus' time ...

Tinted windows haunted.... statues became bigger n bigger day by day..


Miniature...little people grew stronger .... or probably it was jus me

I had to do it .. let it go .. easy though it may seem ....

I started to fight my nightmares... Ohh God ...

There were so many "I's n ME's " allover the place

but i always knew it ... i simply loved it ... its so hard


yet so funny.... its beautiful...

N I knew ... A day not so far away ....

Those Tinted windows n the exhilarating feel of butterflies in stomach

not very far... It was jus Time again...

Probably i needed some of it... to stop n realise...

Now.... better than ever... I knew it all

Such A wonderfulthing ----
Time "



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---M.J Fan

Thursday, July 9, 2009

MY FIRST BOLT .... HOPE YOU ARE SCREWED

PREFACE:: You Are Currently Reading A Blog Of a a verY SICK Blogger.... you are advised to take a good care of yourself and regarding the pros and cons of reading tha blog are mentioned in the DISCLAIMER portion of the blog..which is still to be updated....as i said earlier as the blogger is SICK ...YOu are advised to to maintain a minimum distance of 15 mts from your computer screen...as the author is still under the scanner for any contagious diseases...(OFF RECORD:You thought i wass kidding when i said he is sick... gottyaa..hehe very funny :P :?? ) All the data shAred and the current affairs discussed in the blog are strictly taken from very reliable sources...and the authenticity of the information is as good as the MTV tickr (NO, iam not a fan of MTV... i jus watch 23 hrs ...YOu know people need to take some breaks of their tiring lifes). BTW I FORGOT TO MENTION THE MOST IMPORTANT PART - YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN....THE AUTHOR IN NOWAY IS RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR ENGLISH GETS SCREWED AFTER FOLLOWING THIS BLOG OR IF YOUR FRNDS STRT TO KILL YOU (OFF RECORD: hehe funny "START to kill you".....what does that mean neways ) ...BUT HE HAS AGREED TO TAKE THE FULL RESPONSIBILTY OF YOUR G.F IN ANYCASE (OFF RECORD:: NO PUN INTENDED )







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'S OK. HO-
-PE YOU WILL BE HAVING F/P UN IN THE JOURNEY.

GOD BLESS YOU




P.S:; WE HAVE BEEN JUS INFORMED BY THE CNN IBN THAT THE SUPPOSED TO BE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG HAS BEEN DIAGONISED WITH "CDC: H1N1" ... FOR ALL THE SCREWED UP PEOPLE..... I MEAN SWINE FLU..... LETS HOPE HE DOESNT GET BETTER... FOR IT WILL BE HELL AFTERWARDS (OFF RECORD:: OR IS IT ALREADY HELL??!)



BTW I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MY SELF ::: I'M A FAN OF MJ