Thursday, July 9, 2009

MY FIRST BOLT .... HOPE YOU ARE SCREWED

PREFACE:: You Are Currently Reading A Blog Of a a verY SICK Blogger.... you are advised to take a good care of yourself and regarding the pros and cons of reading tha blog are mentioned in the DISCLAIMER portion of the blog..which is still to be updated....as i said earlier as the blogger is SICK ...YOu are advised to to maintain a minimum distance of 15 mts from your computer screen...as the author is still under the scanner for any contagious diseases...(OFF RECORD:You thought i wass kidding when i said he is sick... gottyaa..hehe very funny :P :?? ) All the data shAred and the current affairs discussed in the blog are strictly taken from very reliable sources...and the authenticity of the information is as good as the MTV tickr (NO, iam not a fan of MTV... i jus watch 23 hrs ...YOu know people need to take some breaks of their tiring lifes). BTW I FORGOT TO MENTION THE MOST IMPORTANT PART - YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN....THE AUTHOR IN NOWAY IS RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR ENGLISH GETS SCREWED AFTER FOLLOWING THIS BLOG OR IF YOUR FRNDS STRT TO KILL YOU (OFF RECORD: hehe funny "START to kill you".....what does that mean neways ) ...BUT HE HAS AGREED TO TAKE THE FULL RESPONSIBILTY OF YOUR G.F IN ANYCASE (OFF RECORD:: NO PUN INTENDED )







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'S OK. HO-
-PE YOU WILL BE HAVING F/P UN IN THE JOURNEY.

GOD BLESS YOU




P.S:; WE HAVE BEEN JUS INFORMED BY THE CNN IBN THAT THE SUPPOSED TO BE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG HAS BEEN DIAGONISED WITH "CDC: H1N1" ... FOR ALL THE SCREWED UP PEOPLE..... I MEAN SWINE FLU..... LETS HOPE HE DOESNT GET BETTER... FOR IT WILL BE HELL AFTERWARDS (OFF RECORD:: OR IS IT ALREADY HELL??!)



BTW I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MY SELF ::: I'M A FAN OF MJ

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